HERE'S WHAT TO DO IF YOU NOTICE SOMEONE FOLLOWING YOU AND YOU'RE SURE THAT IT'S NOT IN YOUR HEAD THIS TIME!

1) Call up your best friend, who just happens to be a ninja, and have them help you out.

2) Start screaming at the top of your lungs and bang your head against the wall so whoever is following you thinks it isn't worth putting up with a maniac crazier than they are.

3) Run away as fast as you can, spraying over your shoulder using your ecomnomy-sized bottle of mace. What?! You have no mace?! You FOOL!

4) Punch that person in the face and then cut their head off and mount it on a plaque for you to hang over your fireplace.

5) Sprout wings and fly away.

Yeah, but I don't really wanna change this text here just yet. It's too pretty.

I would make sure that your shades are drawn, if I were you.....

...Because those dudes who have been following you since you left Dunkin' Donuts are still outside amd I don't think they're going to be too happy to see you on this page. This is a page designed to help you get away from those guys. Because they're the real weirdoes. Not you. You and the rest of the people on this site are the only normal ones. I assure you that.

Please Enjoy Your Stay....

...Once you leave this site, I have no control over anything that happens in your life. And if you try to sure me over something that happens to you while you're still on this page, the judge is going to laugh at you and throw your case out because I wasn't physically there when whatever it was happened.

And if I was, I think you've got bigger problems than what this site can help you with.

The Donut guys are laughing at you.